Tuesday, March 2, 2010

FAST FOOD

The concept of fast food is another thing of the past us older folks remember... Fast food now is neither fast nor food. Let's us all ban together and tell the corporate honchos that we already know the food is bad, we just want what we ordered and we want it fast. Burger King claims go there and have it your way, they just dont add the fact you get it your way, you just wont get it your way fast...And I am not about to be starting no racial slur, I love latinos, hispanics, mexicans, whatever is the politically correct term but, if you cant understand the words that are coming out of my mouth, please dont work the drive thru... we can barely hear over that speaker as it is, then we got to hear a language we cant understand... come on now, if I was in church, somebody would say preach it...And why does our food never look like the value meal on the picture at the drive thru and then again look at those damn pictures... Who the hell eats a six pound burger unless you are bulimic or on steriods. And then think about the steriods they are putting in the meat we are eating... They breed, raise, kill, wrap and are at the meat counter in 8 days. No wonder Americans are obese. Look, I am not saying I dont eat fast food, but remember the disclaimer use to be on cigarettes "Smoking these can possibly cause cancer" now that sucker says "Keep puffing bitches, I am going to kill you" Maybe they should put on the wrapper of a Big Mac, Dear Consumer, if you eat enough of these, your heart will possibly expode" But then again dont you hate that dumbass who drops his coffee and sues somebody... that makes me so mad, I mean are they so lazy, they couldnt walk into the dang place and move the yellow mop sign, fake a fall, break an arm and earn that lawsuit money? Makes me mad. I tell you what else makes me crazy, I place my order at the cheap recorder, I pay at the first window, I pick up my food at the 2nd window and drive home, only to find the wrong stuff in my bag, no matter how many times I say grilled chicken, the give me fried... it's like they want me to clog an artery. I mean they have two windows, one just to pay and one just to pick up and they still cant get my shit right. My message to the Top Chain Fast Food Places is this: WE KNOW WE ARE EATING CRAP, JUST GIVE IT TO US CORRECTLY, THE FIRST TIME, AND PLEASE DO SO FAST. We have places to go, we are tired, we dont feel like cooking dinner for the family, just give me my bucket of chicken (extra crispy) and my biscuits and let me get home by 6;15. My message to my fellow americans get your munch on and dont think about what you might be eating... Note to self: learn to cook

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